Whitlams - I Make Hamburgers lyrics

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My first customer was Megan

She came in for a hamburger with the lot, no meat

"Hey that's a salad roll" I said

And we started going out

My second customer was Susan

She came in for Diet Pepsi, morning tea each day

And I said, "You don't need to be on a diet

Do you wanna come out tonight?"

I said, "I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money

And he'll take us to the bars where they got a view

He'll buy us those beers, they give it to you in bottles

They put lemon on the top and it don't taste too bad

I'm telling you. Telling you."

My third customer was Maria

She came in for hot chips and sauce

"More sauce" she said. I said, "Now you're talking"

And she took me home to meet her mother

My fourth customer was Sandy

She came in for nothing I could see, except me

So what was I to do?

I was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour.

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all a whirl

If they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too

But I teach them all how to be dirty girls like you

I said, "I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money

And he'll take us to the bars where they got a view

He'll buy us those beers, they give it to you in bottles

There's lemon on the top and it don't taste too bad

I'm telling you. Telling you."

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all a whirl

If they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too

But I teach them all how to be dirty girls

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

If they work I keep them, if they don't I keep them too

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

And I take them out to dinner

If they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too

But I teach them all how to be dirty girls

I make hamburgers, I get all the girls

And I take them out to dinner

If they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too