Uncle Kracker - I Hate California lyrics

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She's probably in a Bentley <br />showing off her new fake boobies <br />tryin' to break into the movies <br />with some producer <br />who seduced her <br />with some sushi and cologne <br /> <br />She's probably down on Sunset <br />doin' all the things that she ain't done yet <br />with some actor she calls Hector <br />man I wish he meet Phil Spector <br />and he'd ask to take her home <br /> <br />She's lovin' Californ-i-a <br />she loves the beach <br />she loves to party everyday <br />Piña Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. <br />ever since she went away <br />I hate California <br /> <br />Maybe she's livin' in a commune <br />dancin' with Hippies under the moon <br />it's all free love, weed and patchouli <br />and there's a guru named Visuli <br />and he's doin' her for sure <br /> <br />Maybe she's scummin' some big rap star <br />drinkin' pink Cosmos at the Sky Bar <br />those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avocado <br />I bet she think she won the lotto good for her <br /> <br />She's lovin' Californ-i-a <br />she loves the beach <br />she loves to party everyday <br />Piña Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. <br />ever since she went away <br />I hate California <br /> <br />I think I seen her on TV <br />last night on TMZ <br />with the pretty people on parade <br />she's sellin' Scientology with John, Tommy and Katie <br />man I guess she's really got it made <br /> <br />She's lovin' Californ-i-a <br />that string bikini and the sunshine on her face <br /> <br />She's lovin' Californ-i-a <br />she loves the beach <br />she loves to party everyday <br />Piña Coladas on the sidewalk in L.A. <br />ever since she went away <br />I hate California<br /><br />