Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Theme Tune lyrics

rate me

hey mr bartender give me a drink.

i wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it.

and that doesn't mean i can't

handle anything stronger now

just think i'll wait a while

i'll have a pint of lager please

and a pack of flakies.

Thanks to fragileblooms for these lyrics