Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Rock BJ lyrics

rate me

(gaz)

Well I can give you children

Pay the CSA for you

And I deposit condoms

very carefully for you

Is there not a woman in here

That can fit me up her fanny

Cos I've searched the whole of Cheshire

In every nook and cranny

I'm a heart throb for the masses

I give cunnilingus too

I expel noxious gases

But not while I'm doing you

Is there not one of you ladies

That can see that I am gorgeous

It's not like I've got rabies

But you seem to find me nausious

You said your name was Donna

Well I'd have to keep the light off

I know you really wanna

And you really pissed me right off

Chorus:

Can I get a blow job

I wanna blow job

I need a blow job

Out of you

Can I get a blow job

I wanna blow job

I need a blow job

Out of you

(Donna)

I'm not one of those people

to jump into bed with wankers

Not gonna climb your steeple

Or bite or scratch or spank ya

Cos you're a filthy person

You can stick it up your bum

And I've never seen a worse one

You inbred piece of scum

(Donna)

By the way your armpits stink of shoe (Can I get a blow job

I wanna blow job)

There's no one that will end up doing you (I need a blow job out of you)

Your dancing like the fat one out of Blue (So can i get a blow job

I wanna blow job)

And your so damn revolting, it's untrue (I need a blow job out of you)

(gaz)

If there's not a woman out there

(donna)

There's not a woman out there

(gaz)

If there weren't a woman out there

That you'll do

You'd have to do

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