Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Le garcon skanky lyrics

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(Janet) you heard you heard it doesn't matter what you heard

(Louise)i think you'll find it does!

{Louise}

Oh Girl, you're so mistaken,

That boy is god forsaken,

His hair so greasy, his clothes are cheesy, and he stinks of kwik-save bacon...

{Janet}

Louise, you're just too wrong,

My feelings here are strong,

I think he's fit,

He's my Brad Pitt, have you seen the size of his tongue?

{all}

Couches pas le garçon skanky, (comme ca)x2

{Donna}

I think Louise is right,

He sure don't look your type,

He's skankerrific, oh, his breath's horrific, he ain't pretty in daylight...

{Janet-spoken}

Skankerricfic's not a word!

{Donna-spoken}

It means terrifically skankified, it was on Call My Bluff.

{Louise}

Janet, can we speak,

This guy's a walking geek,

He's got no job.

(Donna)

Got a little knob.

(Louise)

He's a living, breathing freak!

{Janet-spoken}

Louise, you just hate men!

{Louise}

I ain't no manhater,

But stick to the vibrator,

He's no good,

His name is mud with a face like a potato...

{all}

Couches pas le garçon skanky, (comme ca)x2

{Louise}

Oh honey, can't you hear?

Your head's too full of beer,

You go with him,

You'll find your quim goes bad at your next smear.

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