Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Le garcon skanky lyrics
rate me(Janet) you heard you heard it doesn't matter what you heard
(Louise)i think you'll find it does!
{Louise}
Oh Girl, you're so mistaken,
That boy is god forsaken,
His hair so greasy, his clothes are cheesy, and he stinks of kwik-save bacon...
{Janet}
Louise, you're just too wrong,
My feelings here are strong,
I think he's fit,
He's my Brad Pitt, have you seen the size of his tongue?
{all}
Couches pas le garçon skanky, (comme ca)x2
{Donna}
I think Louise is right,
He sure don't look your type,
He's skankerrific, oh, his breath's horrific, he ain't pretty in daylight...
{Janet-spoken}
Skankerricfic's not a word!
{Donna-spoken}
It means terrifically skankified, it was on Call My Bluff.
{Louise}
Janet, can we speak,
This guy's a walking geek,
He's got no job.
(Donna)
Got a little knob.
(Louise)
He's a living, breathing freak!
{Janet-spoken}
Louise, you just hate men!
{Louise}
I ain't no manhater,
But stick to the vibrator,
He's no good,
His name is mud with a face like a potato...
{all}
Couches pas le garçon skanky, (comme ca)x2
{Louise}
Oh honey, can't you hear?
Your head's too full of beer,
You go with him,
You'll find your quim goes bad at your next smear.
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