Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Is This Love At First Sight lyrics

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(Johnny)

It's the strangest feeling

Now I've seen her, I could never let her go

Is this love at first sight

Or just that dodgy egg mayo roll

She's making me feel sick

I feel i cud shit a hundred bricks

Is this love at first sight

Or is it just, too much Hynakin

I've been watching her all night

Don't even know the colour of her eyes

Is this love at first sight

Or lust, cos I could tell you her bra size

Her bra size

Tell you her bra size

Her bra size

Well I think we could be together

I think my face could be her chair

Cos I'm not fussy whatsoever

And she's not wearing any underwear

I wish she'd come and touch me

Get naked and get off her rocks

Is this love at first sight

I'll let you know when I see her dirt box

(Donna - spoken)

Right come on this calls for an urgent toilet meeting

(Johnny)

Is this love at first sight

Now I've seen her

I could never let her go

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Thanks to karlnorthcott