Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Dampness lyrics

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{Johnny - spoken}

Hello, again.

{Janet - spoken}

Hello.

{Johnny}

You make me feel all shaky,

My hands are sweaty,

Like a fat girl's crack.

Is this love at first sight?

{Janet}

Or are you going cold turkey,

from smack?

You could be a psycho,

{Johnny}

You could be a nympho,

I really do hope so.

{Janet}

Is this love at first sight?

I have to say that,

I don't really know.

I think we could be together,

I think we realy could go far,

Cos I'm not fussy whatsoever,

{Johnny}

Does that mean that I can touch your arse?

{Both}

It's the strangest feeling,

Now I've met you I will never let you go.

Is this love at first sight?

{Janet}

Cos my pants are damp,

That's how I know.

{Johnny}

Cos your pants are all damp,

{Janet}

Like a pissy old tramp.

{Both}

Cos the pants are all damp, that's how we know,

The dampness of the pants is how we know. X3

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Thanks to karlnorthcott for these lyrics