Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Dampness lyrics
rate me{Johnny - spoken}
Hello, again.
{Janet - spoken}
Hello.
{Johnny}
You make me feel all shaky,
My hands are sweaty,
Like a fat girl's crack.
Is this love at first sight?
{Janet}
Or are you going cold turkey,
from smack?
You could be a psycho,
{Johnny}
You could be a nympho,
I really do hope so.
{Janet}
Is this love at first sight?
I have to say that,
I don't really know.
I think we could be together,
I think we realy could go far,
Cos I'm not fussy whatsoever,
{Johnny}
Does that mean that I can touch your arse?
{Both}
It's the strangest feeling,
Now I've met you I will never let you go.
Is this love at first sight?
{Janet}
Cos my pants are damp,
That's how I know.
{Johnny}
Cos your pants are all damp,
{Janet}
Like a pissy old tramp.
{Both}
Cos the pants are all damp, that's how we know,
The dampness of the pants is how we know. X3
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Thanks to karlnorthcott for these lyrics