Toadies - Run-In with Dad lyrics

rate me

I had a run in with my dad,

about a girlfriend that I had.

He got a look at what we did,

he don't believe in sex.

My dad he lectured till his face was red.

As red as my girlfriend's.

He was talkin about self-respect,

when my mind wandered.

(...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)?

.................................?

Erection! Erection!

(In his face?) masturbate, fornicate,

Fuck! Fuck!

I had a run in with my dad,

he don't believe in sex.