There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name 
exploring new worlds he dreamed was his fame 
but reading a map was not his forte 
so poor Yvon was soon cast away 

Yvon of the Yukon 
sailing the stormy seas 
Yvon of the Yukon 
No one could hear his pleas 

He soon found himself in a bit of a pickle 
the frigid north seas proved more than fickle 
Yvon's navigation would soon cost a price 
he was knocked overboard and turned in to ice 

Yvon of the Yukon 
Happless Volunteer 
Yvon of the Yukon 
Frozen for hundreds of years 

300 years passed and with some irony 
Yvon was thawed up by Mutt's need to pee 
Yvon claimed the land for his country's glory 
and thats the start of Yvon's story 

Yvon of the Yukon 
(de-frosted for you and for me)