(Speaking)
When I ripped(rip) my pants I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky high,
And now she wont even spare a passing glance
All just because i (rip) ripped my pants

(Singing)
When big larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants

I no I shouldnt mope around, I shouldnt curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin up with no1 is a lot less fun then a burn
from the sun Or sand in your buns!

Now I learned a lesson I wont soon forget
So listen and u wont regret
Be true to urself dont miss your chance
and u wont end up like the fool who ripped 
his pants

                          Thanks to Angelgirl247 for correcting these lyrics