Space - Major Pager lyrics

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Mr Major's got a pager because he sells E's

To the Russians who crush and snort them

But they never seem to sneeze

I need no answers to my questions

Mr Major's old and greyer then he's ever been

He lied to us all and took a big fat wager

But now he hasn't got a bean

I need no answers to my questions

And I need no questions to my answers

Now Felix the cat is on his back

Oh Felix the cat what a twat

So who needs Columbo

He's just got off a slow boat

From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions

And I need no questions to my answers