Soko - My Ex-Boyfriends lyrics

rate me

Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends

I’m trying to call all my ex-boyfriends

Cause I feel alone and I need an ex-boyfriend

To be here with me just like my friend or more

Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends

But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends

It’s 5 A.m., I can only call american ex-boyfriends, they’re not too mean but they are too far for Sex.

Sex, sex, sex!

So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriend saying

“Hey, what’s up, how are you my friends? I’m coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend?" You’ll never reply cause you think I’m just depressed and you’re right.

My ex boyfriends!

No, you don’t even deserve to have your name in a crap song

So I won't say your names, you’re big enough to know

It’s all about you, It’s about you (4x)

The name of the number one, start with the T

He said “Hey c’mon, its gonna be so fun”

But he’s the most unfunny person I have ever met

Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet

Until the day he said, until the day he said:

“Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common”

Age, 26

Dumped after 2 months

Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar

He’s such a fucking liar

We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)

We were in love!

The name of the number two, start with the K

No, actually it start with the C, but with the K you think he's the coolest

I was ready to leave Paris for him and be a good housewife in the middle of the Kansas

But from one day to the other he decided it was over

For no reason, you know?

Just because it’s over!

He was so romantic, sex was so electric

Everything was magic

But he was…just a trick, just a fucking trick

Age, 33

Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears

We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)

We were in love!<br />

The name of the number 3, start with an M

The winner of the competition, the worst of them.

All he does is watch TV and do coke, drink whiskey and scream his jealousy.

He was not romantic, sex was catastrophic.

He was an alcoholic, he was just pathetic.

Just pathetic.

There's some that you wanna talk about and some that you don't

There's some that you wanna hear about and some that you don't.

I wanna hear about you guys, I wanna hear about you

Cause anway you know,that it's all about you.

It's all about you, it's about you (x3)

All about you, all about you!

Tell me why are you gone?

You're just losers and I'm alone(x2)

Again.

Thanks to Briti

Thanks to LaurenWallen for these lyrics

Thanks to Jessie for these lyrics

Thanks to Beryl for correcting these lyrics