Saosin - Crap Rap lyrics

rate me

Yo DJ emo Push the muthafuckin button

What button you talkin about?

Bitch, you know the muthafuckin button

you push it everyday, big ol' round blue thang.

Nigga you crazy.

(Fart)

Look nigga my eyes are watering.

My ass is talking. I don't know that im doing

you hurry up and push that button before I get

pissed off nigga push the button.

Alrite nigga I got the button.

Yippee ya yo muthafuckas

this is Shawny Dryhump(?) From a long hard night.

Oh shit, oh shit, oooh shit

and here I go

Heres a little story on why I like it dry

when my daddy showed me this it made me wanna cry

I was only 5 and he was really drunk

mommy had just left him so he crawled into my bunk

he said "Give it to me or else ill kill your mom" (mommy)

im so glad I did it cuz baby, it's the bomb.

My virgin asshole, oooaaah fuck yeah daddy

now im all grown with hair all on my sack

and all I ever think about is men up in my crack

jizzin in my hole and when I felt a fart (stinky)

I love it when my boyfriend licks it up, spread the cheeks apart.

Ooh yeah oooh yeah you should get that on video.

Oh Oh Eee come on baby give me that meat oh oh eee

oh oh Eee come on baby give me that meat (give me that meat you little bitch)

oh oh eee (give me that sweet meat)

Says who.

Little nigga ?? Couldnt make it today.

So me and shawn are feelin, we'd like to say Hey!

?? a little bitch,

well hes my little stallion we have naked battles and he rams my battalion.

he might be short but the bastard can wrestle.

he rips my clothes off and pins me in the asshole.

Ooh shit, oh me, oh my!

remember when that faggot squirted yogurt in your eye.

Oh yeah it was great till I fell down the stairs.

My asshole bled all over your favorite underwear.

Haha he haha ho

god damnit, shit could I go for a blow!

I really have a craving for some stinky man chowda

put it in my stinky star, I swear ill scream louda.

Will do

All you men from front to back

wave your hands and get down on your knees

drop your pants and slap that ass

anal sex, yes please!

All you men from front to back

wave your hands and get down on your knees

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

And again y'all

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

Get it, get it boys slap it, spank it, grease it up

All together now,

Get it (for me) , slap it (for me), spank it (for me dawg) , grease it up

Get it. Get it boy

Hey, hey yall niggas better step back

alrite , this is chris-a-licious up in this house (get it boy)

this house!(You get that boy) Holla!

so step the fuck back cuz yall niggas are wack (Booyah!)

Im not gay but my boyfriend is.

Hes a buff ass nigger with sum tasty ass jizz.

I like you sweet ass, rub it on my face,

and when I say sweet I meant sweet to the taste.

A nasty nigga with anal on my mind.

I'll impress you with my dancing then ill sneak up from behind.

Ill give you a stick, and you wont turn back.

cuz all you girls vaginas are crazy smelly wack.

So Get it, slap it, spank it, and grease it up.

Cuz baby I aint kidding when I say, when I say,

when I say, “I wanna fuck!”

My rod of pleasure will probe your insides.

I'll rob you of your dignity but you wont run and hide.

So come inside, take a suckle of my forest,

or step back hetero and make room for the chorus.

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

All together now

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

Get it, slap it, spank it, grease it up

grease it up, grease that shit up you silly bitch.

You better give me that fat cock. Aaahhh