I got this thing for Nancy Drew.
Her hair is blonde her eyes are blue.
Yeah, I think that I'm falling in love.
I wish she'd say she'd marry me,
And why she won't is a mystery.
Yeah, I know its me she thinks of. 
Nancy Drew,
I love you
(Yes I do). 

One time these criminals with there guns,
They thought it would be fun
To try and kill my Nancy Drew.
I jumped out and saved her life,
Then I asked her to be my wife.
She said, "No I'll never marry you!" 

It's a really big mystery.
I'll put the Hardy Boys on the case.
Cause no time in history
Has someone denied my face. 

And I'll be true
To you
My Nancy Drew