Relient K - I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas lyrics

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I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I broke my bat on Johnny's bed

Somebody snitched on me

I hid a frog in sisters bed

Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some ink on mommy's bed

I made Tommy eat a bug

Bought some gum with a penny slug

Somebody snitched on me

[Chorus]

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and daddy are mad

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I won't be seeing Santa Clause

Somebody snitched on me

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me

Next year I'll be going straight

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'd start now, but it's to late

Somebody snitched on me

[Chorus]

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

So you better be good whatever you do

'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas, Nuts!

[Chorus]

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad!

[Matt Thiessen speaking]

"Well I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas because I contributed

to the Green-House Effect

which melts the Polar Ice Caps which melts the North

Pole where Santa Clause lives...he's mad!"

Pbbthh!

STOP!