Nofx - She's Nubs lyrics

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It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels<br>How does she get in and out of tubs<br>I hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad<br>Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.<br><br>No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,<br>No phalanges no knobby knees to knock<br>She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands<br>She's always in the stands, she's nubs<br>She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone<br>She's got no funny bone, she's nubs<br>No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.<br><br>I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked toronto,<br>I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no, no and no<br><br>It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve<br>And told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack<br>And some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub<br><br>She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,<br>But without calves and thighs, she's nubs<br>It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,<br>When all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs<br><br>She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs...<br>Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk<br>But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.