Nofx - Hotdog In A Hallway lyrics

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She'll have another piece of pie<br>She'll have a double reuben rye<br>She kicks hard at eating well<br>That's why I love her<br><br>She's got a couple of pony kegs<br>Her arms are bigger than my legs<br>And when she holds me I can't breathe<br>That's why I love her<br><br>I'm her butter she' my bread<br>She's like a mobile waterbed<br>And hwen I got on top of her<br>I can't touch the mattress<br><br>And when her flesh begins to sag<br>She's like a human sleeping bag<br>I feel so cozy safe and warm<br>She's my insulation<br><br>I always know where she sat<br>And when she's on me I get flat<br>Some broken ribs a punctured gut<br>That's why I love her<br><br>She's my phillie I'm her stud<br>Her bean is bigger than my pud<br>It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale<br>That's why I love her