Staying home is not rally an option 
For alcoholics living in Manhattan 
Have you seen the size of John Bush's apartment? 
It's a bit smaller than a glove compartment 
For all my friends in New York, the next 10 rounds are on me 
New Yorkers have the most familiar faces 
And they do their drugs in the most public places 
Every week an old friend shows up, surprise 
And wants my friends to stay up for the sunrise 
Hello Max, Johnny, John, Omar 
Hello sun, goodbye Niagara Bar 
How many times can you listen to Blondie, 
The Clash, The Ramones, and that Strokes song? 
How many people can we fit in a bathroom? 
That Ryan Adams guy is fucking crazy 
To Pete, Brian, and Jimmy G, the next ten lines are on me