Newton Faulkner - Full Fat lyrics

rate me

It's hard to see the light

when the fridge door is closed.

Tip-Toe down the hall, open the door,

and find out that God is a small sausage roll.

I fall and I crawl and I break

and I'm dreaming of Avril Lavigne.

Oh, Devil Eyes, Short skirt and thighs

and I'm on my knees again.

Santa Claus is green

He's not caffeine free

You want full fat

Fill that limousine

I got no cash card, no car, no money

and adverts don't tell me what I need

He's green, he's not caffeine free

You want full fat

Fill that limousine

I got no cash card, no car, no money

yeah.

dont read directly into the sun

and the skybox is rotting your brain

they maintain your integrity for you

oh, nothing more that you can do

Sometimes I found the door, but my mind is naturally banana, i turn off the tv

so i read a book about television

i put on my shoes my coat

my hat and try to leave the house

but its all to much coz the grass is to green

so i run back inside and i turn on the screen

He's green

He's not caffeine free

You want full fat

Fill that limousine

I got no cash card, no car, no money

Adverts don't tell me what I need

He's green, he's not caffeine free

You want full fat

Fill that limousine

I got no cash card, no car, no money

yeah.

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Santa Claus is green

He's not caffeine free

You want full fat

Fill that limousine

I got no cash card, no car, no money

Adverts don't tell me what I need

He's green, he's not caffeine free

You want full fat

Fill that limousine

I got no cash card, no car, no money

And adverts don't tell me what I need

He's green, he's not caffeine free

You want full fat

Fill that limousine

I got no cash card, no car, no money

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Thanks to Holly Speake for correcting these lyrics