West L.A. in the modern day, 
You can't play unless you look that way, 
One more nip, one more tuck, 
One more lift, one more suck 

Pamela 
Barbie is as Barbie does 
Pamela 
Heaven in a box 

Todd can't stalk the locker room, 
Cause his weenie isn't blooming, 
He knows size ain't everything 
But he'd feel better with a swinging thing 

Pamela 
Engineering like no other 
Pamela 
I feel good about myself 

Mary Lou has got a conk 
That can match the Eiffel tower 
And her titties look like mine 
Only mine are slightly larger 

Pamela 
Have you got the surgeons number 
Pamela 
Heaven in a box 

Pamela 
Have you got the surgeons number 
Pamela 
Heaven in a box