Lorrie Morgan - Do You Still Want To Buy Me That Drink ( Frank ) lyrics

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Sir, I do appreciate the offer.<br />

I don't believe I caught your name.<br />

I don't get to get out very often.<br />

It's hard to find the time to get away.<br />

I think it's only fair you hear my story,<br />

Before you spend three-fifty on that beer.<br />

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I got two little kids that call me Momma.<br />

My fifteen-year-old thinks that I'm a witch.<br />

Between soccer practice and ballet,<br />

Eminem an' Dr Dre,<br />

Romance is the last thing on my list.<br />

So, Frank, was it? Tell me what you think:<br />

Do you still want to buy me that drink?<br />

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Frank, tell me, how d'you feel,<br />

About teenage girls bein' on the pill?<br />

An' do you mind Friday nights at home?<br />

'Cause, Frankie, I've been here before,<br />

Married twice an' twice divorced.<br />

An' alimony sure don't pay the bills.<br />

Now that's an awful lot of information,<br />

But I don't have the time to mess around.<br />

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'Cause I got two little kids that call me Momma.<br />

An' my fifteen-year-old wants to pierce his lip.<br />

Between algebra an' spellin' bees,<br />

An' anythin' to keep the peace,<br />

Romance is the last thing on my list.<br />

So, Frank, honey, tell me what you think:<br />

Do you still want to buy me that drink?<br />

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Instrumental break.<br />

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I got two little kids that call me Momma.<br />

An' my fifteen-year-old's really a good kid.<br />

I really wouldn't blame you none,<br />

If you got the urge to up an' run.<br />

Is bein' "Daddy" even on your list?<br />

So, Frank, darlin', tell me what you think:<br />

Do you still want to buy me;<br />

I'll have a Miller Lite, please,<br />

If you still want to buy me that drink.<br />

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Frank, c'mon back Frank.<br />

You look a little pale, Frank.<br />

It was just a joke.