LIL MAMA

Lil Mama opened up the cookie jar with this one! A song called 'Sausage', and it's sweet as hell

Lil Mama opened up the cookie jar with this one! A song called 'Sausage', and it's sweet as hellLil Mama (Niatia Jessica Kirkland, an NY rapper associated with Chris Brown, Mishon, Snoop Dogg, Teyana Taylor, Soulja Boy, Nas, LoLa Monroe, Teyana Taylor, Trina, Khalil, Keke Palmer, Angel Haze, and others) just made a song with which the people of 2015 really should be proud of.

It goes like this. People on her sausage really should get off - that'd be the main memo. But what she really does is a collage of many pros and cons in the musical genre. She invokes lines from Rick Ross ('flicka da wrist'), Fetty Wap ('told her how to whip it, now she remix it fo' low'), Wu-Tang Clan ('Cash rules everything around me, CREAM'), Mary J. Blige ('Monday, a friend of mine, Tuesday, we played a game'), Dionne Warwick ('If you see me walking down the streets and I start to cry'), and a couple of more artists. Now you can decide for yourself if some mentions are pure mockery and others are pure gold. It's like one of those logic test where you have 'lions, whales, elephants, humans, chicken' and you need to see which word doesn't fit with the others, only this time it's something more flashy, like 'water, earth, fire, wind, DIAMOND FREAKING NECKLACE'.

The dancing is like Julliard level, though she never attended college, the irony is like The Flat Earth Society or whatnot, though she probably got that slick tongue from the streets, the cars, the clothes, they're all %^&(&%^& WOW. People bouncing on trampolines while she sings 'hop off my sausage!'. I mean, how rad is that? A lot of thought and a lot of effort's been put into the video and the song, and it came out something shimmery straight out of the 2000s. Unlike other songs that got the work, got the visuals, but aren't saying anything, this song's surely, but surely, never gonna make you say 'meh, nice try'!

Check it out below, lyrics on top of the page. Bump her other stuff if #longtimenosee. Zalute!

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