(Verse)
Front steps, it ought to end right here
Just one kiss then you'd disappear
But we're still kissing
Mama's voice is ringin' in my head
About a minute we'll end up in u bed
And that ain't Christain

(Pre-Chorus)
The way we're actin' tonight
They might talk in town
I don't look good in white
But let's not let that show us down, oh

(Chorus)
Let's pretend we're married
That way what we're doin' won't seem wrong
Let's pretend we're married
All night long

(Verse 2)
Is it hot in here or is it just u 
I'll take off ur coat, u can kick off ur shoes
Are ya thirsty?
My last inhibition's almost gone
My dress already smells like ur cologne
Oh lord have mercy

(Pre-Chorus)
No light pink ceremony
No plastic bride and groom
Let's skip the matrimony
And get right to the honeymoon, oh

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
And if it don't work out
If we get off course
I'll just walk u out
And we don't have to get divorced

(Chorus)