She came in through the bathroom window 
Protected by a silver spoon 
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders 
By the banks of her own lagoon 

She said she's always been a dancer 
She worked at fifteen clubs a day 
And though she thought I knew the answer 
Well I knew what I could not say 

Didn't anybody tell her 
Didn't anybody see 
Sunday's on the phone to Monday 
Tuesday's on the phone to me

And so I quit the Police Department 
And got myself a steady job 
And though she tried her best to help me 
She could steal, but she could not rob 

Repeat Chorus 2X