Jewel - Kiss Your Ass lyrics

rate me

What time should i pick you up tonight

to make me seem more selectable

What kind of flowers should i bring your mother

to make me seem more delectable

I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

I'll do anything you ask

no matter the task

My whole purpose on earth

is just to

Kiss your ass

What kind of drugs should I take tonight

to make me seem like I'm introverted

What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother

to make me seem like I'm still perverted

I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

I'll do anything you ask

no matter the task

My whole purpose on earth

is just to

Kiss your ass

Teach me something I don't know

But I swear I'll be something someday

I strain my ears listening too hard to what you say

How then ?? time should I cruise your block

on my tiny red tricycle

Screaming your name sweet heart in vain

This ?? ?? has got me in a pickle

I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

I'll do anything you ask

no matter the task

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You'll be promiscuous

And I'll be ??

cuz my whole purpose on earth

My whole purpose on earth

My whole purpose on earth

My whole purpose on earth

My whole purpose on earth

is just to kiss your ass