ICP (Insane Clown Posse) - To Catch A Predator lyrics
rate me<BR>
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl<br>
I'm trying to lure evil into my world<br>
I tell 'em that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve<br>
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself<br>
Buckets that I throw up are next to my computer<br>
Hoping that they show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em<br>
Would make the Devil sick, I sharpen my blade<br>
Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade<br>
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside<br>
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like, "Hi!<br>
Come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"<br>
Huh, and when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me<br>
"Hi there." I stab 'em in the neck first<br>
Cuz it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts<br>
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it<br>
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding<br>
<br>
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this<br>
Ain't no lesson to learn from this<br>
There's nothing Imma earn<br>
But it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I said it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
And it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this<br>
Ain't no lesson to learn from this<br>
There's nothing Imma earn<br>
But it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I said it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
<br>
Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service<br>
Cuz people out there, think they don't deserve this<br>
Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking<br>
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in<br>
I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance<br>
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance<br>
I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen<br>
"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"<br>
Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee<br>
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me Herpes"<br>
And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor<br>
Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker<br>
"Come in, have a seat," and then I stroll in<br>
With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his (colon?)<br>
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody<br>
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody<br>
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<i>[Pedo]</i><br>
Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-<br>
<i>[Violent J]</i><br>
Zip it!<br>
<i>[Pedo]</i><br>
Wait, please! I've got money, we can-<br>
<i>[Violent J]</i><br>
Shut it, fucker!<br>
<i>[Pedo]</i><br>
Please we can work this out!<br>
<i>[Violent J]</i><br>
Silence, I said!<br>
<br>
Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead<br>
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head<br>
Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths<br>
Now what y'all talking about!?<br>
<br>
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this<br>
Ain't no lesson to learn from this<br>
There's nothing Imma earn<br>
But it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I said it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
And it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this<br>
Ain't no lesson to learn from this<br>
There's nothing Imma earn<br>
But it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I said it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
<br>
What's in the bag?<br>
Funyuns and condoms<br>
Why did you bring condoms?<br>
I didn't mean to!<br>
<br>
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking<br>
What the fuck am I thinking?<br>
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes<br>
Cuz it ease my mind<br>
Some of them are dead, and some are still living<br>
But Imma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given<br>
I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun<br>
They can't run, so they both mad fun<br>
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell<br>
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well<br>
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there!"<br>
But I left a head sitting on the living room chair<br>
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase<br>
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face<br>
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck<br>
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck<br>
<br>
<i>[J and Predator fight and the Predator keeps screaming for help while J tries to make him be quiet]</i><br>
<br>
A bus full of high school kids watched it happen<br>
He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping<br>
Plus the neighbors seen it, and so did the mailman<br>
But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again<br>
<br>
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this<br>
Ain't no lesson to learn from this<br>
There's nothing Imma earn<br>
But it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I said it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
And it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I'm prob'ly gonna burn for this<br>
Ain't no lesson to learn from this<br>
There's nothing Imma earn<br>
But it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
I said it sure is fun<br>
(To catch a predator)<br>
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<i>[Audio, supposedly from the show "To Catch a Predator"]</i><br>
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<i>[Thanks to DIEDIEDIE765 for these lyrics]</i><br>
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