so there you are, your sittin' there just kinda chillin' 
oh richie boy, you look a little bit like Dillan 
the 90210 bitch with the funny hair 
so I'm a change a few things around here and there 
start with your eyes, I pluck 'em out your head 
and pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead 
then I'll stamp all your toes and stick 'em in your noes 
and pull the hair out your head until your skull shows 
yeah i'm all syked we gotta fix you for the show tonight 
but your lips man to me they just a little right 
they could be a little fatter, even more 
so fuckin' fat bitch your lip is draggin' on the floor 
tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out 
and tack a sign on it tellin' what your all about
set you up cause now your ready so +open+ up the +door+ 
cause at the house of wonders you're the freak show 

carnival thrills 
carnival chills 
carnival excites you 
carnival kills 
ah, ooh, ah, oh 
another freak show from the juggaluggalo (2x) 

so there you are 
come on in chicky wow, aint you a pretty? 
i think i'll start with the silicone that's in your titty 
i'll pull it out, put it in your forehead and cheek 
so now you look like the elephant bitch freak 
don't try and run chicky poo, I'm just gettin started 
i'll beat your head in with the brick untill you're half retarded 
remember the ugly girl you laughed at, at the prom? 
don't try to laugh now bitch you look like her mom 
it came to tuesday but it's starin at 
i stuff you full of chilli cheese dogs and make you +fat+ 
then I stretch your fuckin lips and stick 'em in your ear 
so all the evil shit you talk, only you can hear 
i shave you bald and glue your titty on the top 
then I spin ya on your nipple until you drop 
+hey+, almost ready jump steady? open the door 
cause at the house of wonders you're the freak show 

carnival thrills 
carnival chills 
carnival excites you 
carnival kills 
ah, ooh, ah, oh 
another freak show from the juggaluggalo (3x)

so there you are [record scratch]
oh my god
so there you are [record scratch]
oh oh oh my god
so there you are [record scratch]
oh oh my god 
so there you are [record scratch]
oh my god
so there you are

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