Got a rented Chevy, it's an out-of-towner<br />
Leaning on the rack by the check-out counter<br />
Got the Globe and the Star and some cayenne pepper<br />
Promise to bring her back just the way that I left her<br />
They say that good things come in two's<br />
Here's a little news you can use<br />
Everybody says you've nothing to lose<br />
You look good in patent leather shoes<br />
I hear your mama was a teenage queen<br />
Cover of November Sassy Magazine<br />
Well, it's not your mama that I crave<br />
Where did you ever learn to behave?<br />
Ch.<br />
I hear the boys are lining up outside of your house<br />
24 hours a day you've been drawing crowds<br />
Well, I bet you've got something there that you wanna hide<br />
Cause everybody want's to get inside<br />
Ch.<br />
Hey, going my way...<br />
How old did you say you were..