FRANK ZAPPA

FRANK ZAPPA - The Central Scrutinizer lyrics

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Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: The Central Scrutinizer

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Sometimes when you're not looking he just sneaks up on you. He looks

like a cheap sort of flying saucer about five feet across with a snout-like

megaphone apparatus in the front with two big eyes mounted like

Appletons with miniature motorized frowning chrome eyebrows over them.

Along the side of his disc-like body are several sets of stupid-looking

headers and exhaust hoses which apparently propel him and punctuate

his dialogue with horrible smelling smoke rings. In the middle of his head

we can see an airport wind sock and constantly twirling anemometer.

The bottom of him has a landing light and three spoked wheels.

In spite of all this, it is obvious that the way he really gets around is by

being dangled from place to place by a union guy with a dark green

shirt up in the roof who is eating a sandwich (pieces of which drop off

every once in a while and lodge themselves near the hole where they

put the oil in that makes the cheap smoke).

He hovers into view and speaks to us thusly...

Central Scrutinizer:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all

the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert

each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various

ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could

eventually lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating).

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong

things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force

called MUSIC!

Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society

at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever!

Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny

paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is

being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).

I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if

you choose a career in MUSIC...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and

unloading only...if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE...

you'll love it...it's a way of life...Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...Hi, it's me, I'm back.

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and

unloading only...If yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to the WHITE

ZONE. You'll love it...it's a way of life. That's right, you'll love it, it's a way

of life, that's right, you'll love it, it's a way of life, you'll love it. This, is, the

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER!

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