FRANK ZAPPA - Strictly Genteel lyrics

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Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: Strictly Genteel

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Theodore Bikel:

This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie.

The entire cast is assembled here at the Centerville

Recreational Facility to bid farewell to you, and to express

thanks for your attendance at this theater. This might seem

old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this

song. It's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at

the end of a movie, it's the kind of a song that people

might sing to let you in the audience know that we really

like you and care about you, yeah . . . Understand how

hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems

in the world!

Lord, have mercy on the people in England

For the terrible food these people must eat

(Errrr . . . excuse me)

And may the Lord have mercy on the fate of this movie

And God bless the mind of the man in the street

Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot policemen

Through the terrible functions they all must perform

God help the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos

And every poor soul who's adrift in the storm.

Help everybody, so they all get some action

Some love on the weekend, some real satisfaction

Phyllis Bryn-Julson:

A room and a meal

And a garbage disposal

A lawn and a hose'll

Be strictly genteel

Reach out your hand to the girl in the dog book

The girl in the pig book, and the one with the horse

Make sure they keep all those businessmen happy

And the purple-lipped censors and the Germans of course

Help everybody, so they all get some action

Some love on the weekend, some real satisfaction

A Swedish apparatus

With a hood and a bludgeon

With a microwave oven

"Honey, how do it feel?"

Lord, have mercy on the hippies and faggots

And the dykes and the weird little children they grow

Help the black man

Help the poor man

Help the milk man

Help the door man

Help the lonely, neglected old farts that I know

Theodore Bikel:

It's been swell havin' you with us tonight, folks!

Mark:

But, don't leave the theater yet, 'cause there's still more to come,

but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and

musical associate, Howard Kaylan, who's going to give us all a

final closing benediction