Artist: Frank Zappa
title: Semi-fraudulent / Direct-from-hollywood Overture
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Theodore Bikel: 
Ladies and gentlemen! 

Chorus: 
200 motels 

Theodore Bikel: 
200 motels . . . Life on the road! 

Theodore Bikel: 
Ladies and gentlemen! and here is . . . 

Chorus: 
Who? 

Theodore Bikel: 
Larry the dwarf! 
Larry likes to dress up funny 
Tonight he's dressed up like Frank Zappa 
Let's ask him "What's the deal?" 

Say!