FRANK ZAPPA - Montana lyrics

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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)<br>Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)<br>George duke (keyboards, vocals)<br>Ruth underwood (percussion)<br>Tom fowler (bass)<br>Chester thompson (drums)<br><br>Whipping post!<br><br>Say that again please<br><br>Whipping post!<br><br>Whipping post? ok, just a second<br><br>(do you know that? )<br>Oh sorry, we don't know that one<br>Anything else? <br><br>Hum me a few bars of it...please<br>Just show me how it goes, please<br>Just sing, sing me whipping post<br>And then maybe we'll play it with you<br><br>Ooh-ooh-ooh<br><br>Thank you very much<br>And now...<br><br>Judging from the way you sang it,<br>It must be a john cage composition, right? <br><br>Here we go...montana<br><br>One two, one two three four<br><br>I might be movin' to...<br><br>Hold it! hold it!<br>We can't possibly start the song off like that!<br>Good god!!!<br>That's inexcusable!<br><br>What happened to you last night? <br><br>(george has a tape of it)<br><br>George has a tape of it? <br>Ok, we'll use that in the second show<br>Ready? montana...<br><br>Wait a minute...whipping post<br>No...montana<br>One two, one two three four<br><br>It's too fast for you!<br><br>One two, one two three four<br><br>I might be moving to helsinki soon<br>Just to raise me up a crop of<br>Dental floss<br><br>Raisin' it up<br>Waxen it down<br>Tying it to the whipping post<br>In the middle of town<br><br>But by myself I wouldn't<br>Have no boss,<br>Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely<br>Whipping post<br>Raisin' my lonely<br>Whipping post<br>Raisin' my lonely<br>Whipping post<br><br>Well I just might grow me some thongs<br>But I'd leave the hippy stuff<br>To somebody else...how 'bout chester? <br>And then I would<br><br>Get a person<br>Tie him up<br>To the whipping post<br>And beat the living shit out of him<br>So that guy in the audience was satisfied<br><br>But by myself I wouldn't<br>Have no boss,<br>'cause I'd be raisin' my lonely<br>Whipping post-floss<br><br>Movin' to montana soon<br>Gonna be a dental floss tycoon (how unique!)<br>Movin' to montana soon<br>Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune<br>(yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo)<br><br>Little booger-bear<br>Boogers everywhere<br><br>And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song...