Five Star Loser - Howard Stern lyrics

rate me

You walk you talk you criticize

Swallow up all the lies

Eat up all the tales they tell

Just so you have something to sell

Take your life for what its worth

Been killing time ever since your birth

Days before you passed the time

By living in the media's mind

Cause you wanna be

Like the people on TV

You live your life but it aint yours

You're wrong this time you'll never know

You're so afraid to take your turn

You know that you are gonna burn

Cause you wanna be

Like Howard Stern

Complain complain all you want

You havent got a thing to flaunt

How is it that you always have the time

To phone and bitch on the call in line

Your never gonna be the king

The media will always win

You're like a zombie in a trance

You're too mighty to wear your pants

Cause you wanna be

Like the people on TV

You live your life but it aint yours

You're wrong this time you'll never know

You're so afraid to take your turn

You know that you are gonna burn

Cause you wanna be

Like Howard Stern

Cause you wanna be

Like the people on TV

You live your life but it aint yours

You're wrong this time you'll never know

You're so afraid to take your turn

You know that you are gonna burn

Cause you wanna be

Like Howard Stern

Like Howard Stern

Like Howard Stern

(Bitch)