EMINEM - Under The Influence lyrics
rate me[eminem]<br>Translation<br>So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit<br>Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!<br>Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies<br>I'm clint eastwood in his mid-twenties<br>A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass<br>So the rats can't chew through his last pants<br>I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning<br>Frightened with five little white vicadin pills bitin him<br>I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost<br>Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls<br>I light a candle and place it up on the mantle<br>Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle<br>So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin<br>[swifty] bitch it's too late<br>[eminem] cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains<br><br>[swifty]<br>I'm an instigator, .380 slug penetrator<br>Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters<br>Accused for every crime known through the equator<br>They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my 'gators<br>My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'<br>I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face {*blam*}<br>With a fifth in me, when I guzzle remi I do shit on purpose<br>You never hear me say, forgive me<br>I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it<br>That weed I sold to you, brigade laced it<br>You hidin, I make the president get a facelift<br>Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets<br>Chillin in the lab wasted<br>I'm the type that'll drink kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic<br>Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site<br>And even at the million man march, we gon' fight<br><br>Chorus: eminem<br><br>So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit<br>Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick<br>Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit<br>Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick<br><br>[bizarre]<br>I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire<br>Slashin your tires, flyin down fenkel and meyers<br>Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired<br>Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire<br>(hey, is bizarre performing? ) bitch didn't you read the flyer? <br>Special invited guest will be, richard pryor<br>(aren't you a male dancer? ) nah bitch, I'm retired<br>Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron<br>I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip<br>My dj's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}<br>Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}<br>Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*} (damn!)<br>{*dj reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*}<br>I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin<br>It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion<br>{*dog whines*} some bitch asked for my autograph<br>I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed<br>I drop bombs like I was in vietnam<br>All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom<br><br>[proof]<br>Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack<br>Weed laced with somethin {*gun cocks*} nigga pass that<br>In amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats<br>At a 'stop the violence' rally, I blast gats<br>Be your mom on publishin, get your ascap-ped<br>The kuniva, divide up your cash stack<br>Run your motherfuckin pockets, asap<br>I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch shaq's<br>Born loser, half theif and half black<br>Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at<br>Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they jag jacked<br>And found chopped up in a trash bag<br><br>[kuniva]<br>We stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell<br>Cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales<br>Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace<br>Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums<br>I grapple your adam's apple until it crackle<br>Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you<br>Get executed, cuz I'm a luni<br>I got a yukmouth and it's polluted<br>I cock it back then shoot it<br>I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers<br>Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers<br>Brigade barricade to bring the noise<br>While the bullets break your bones up like christmas toys<br>If I go solo, I'm doin a song with bolo<br>A big chinese nigga, screamin kuniva yo yo..<br>I leave ya face leakin, run up in church<br>And smack the preacher while he's preachin<br>Take a swing at the deacon<br><br>[kon artis]<br>I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight<br>I was straight 'til I got caught sellin em shake<br>I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent<br>I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent<br>With the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order<br>I've been a kon artis since I was swimmin in water<br>In cahoots with this nigga named carlisle von<br>Who got fired from ups for tryin to send you a bomb<br>(special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun<br>Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run<br>Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son<br>Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none<br>Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun<br>Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds<br>Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's<br>'til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin in dough<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[eminem]<br>Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick<br>D-12.. dirty motherfuckin dozen<br>Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands<br>Bizarre kid<br>Swifty mcveigh<br>The kon artis<br>The kuniva<br>Dirty harry<br>Haha, and slim shady..
