EMINEM - The Kids lyrics
rate me[mr. mackey] (eric cartman)<br>And everyone should get along..<br>Okay children quiet down, quiet down<br>Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day<br>His name is mr. shady<br>Children quiet down please<br>Brian don't throw that (shut up!)<br>Mr. shady will be your new substitute<br>While mr. kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)<br>Good luck mr. shady<br><br>[eminem]<br>Hi there little boys and girls (fuck you!)<br>Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels<br>But first, I'd like you to meet my friend bob (huh? )<br>Say hi bob! (hi bob) bob's 30 and still lives with his mom<br>And he don't got a job, cause bob sits at home and smokes pot<br>But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot<br>And bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot<br>And wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock<br>When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog<br>Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (ahh!)<br>And even if they escaped and they got the cops<br>The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge<br>'til one night mrs. stacey went off the job<br>When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk<br>But stacey knew it was bob and said knock it off<br>But bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker<br>Crazier than slim shady is off the vodka<br>You couldn't even take him to dre's to get bob a dr.<br>He grabbed stace' by the legs as chopped it off her<br>And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her<br>But ever since the day stacey went off to wander<br>They never found her, and bob still hangs at the waffle diner<br>And that's the story of bob and his marijuana,<br>And what it might do to you<br>So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you<br><br>Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)<br><br>See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)<br>And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)<br>And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)<br>She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)<br>So kids say no to drugs (that's right)<br>So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)<br>Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)<br>Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? <br><br>[eminem]<br>My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? <br>Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (huh? )<br>Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? <br>Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world<br>If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it<br>Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid<br>And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back<br>So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back<br>Meet zach, twenty-one years old<br>After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold<br>And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys<br>And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it<br>Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive<br>And his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}<br>His back starts tah - look like the mcdonald's arches<br>He's on donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*bleh*}<br>And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him<br>Hey adam, zach is a jackass, look at him!<br>Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny<br>So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money<br>Meanwhile, zach's in a coma, the action is over<br>And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga<br>And that's the story of zach, the ecstasy maniac<br>So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you<br><br>Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)<br><br>See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)<br>And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)<br>And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)<br>She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)<br>So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)<br>So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)<br>And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)<br>Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? <br><br>[eminem]<br>And last but not least, one of the most humungous<br>Problems among young people today, is fungus<br>It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,<br>Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it<br>Yum yum! then you start to see some dumb stuff<br>And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..<br>And sometimes you see things that aren't there (like what? )<br>Like fat woman in g-strings with orange hair<br>(mr. shady what's a g-string? ) it's yarn claire<br>Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (huh? )<br>And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms<br>Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus<br>Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (how come? )<br>Cause it comes from a cow's dung (gross!!)<br>See drugs are bad, it's a common fact<br>But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (oh!)<br>But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and o.d.<br>They're gonna come for me and i'ma have to grow a goatee<br>And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault<br>So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,<br>Cause I'm bad for you<br><br>Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)<br><br>See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)<br>And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)<br>And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)<br>She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)<br>So kids say no to drugs (say no)<br>So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)<br>And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)<br>Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? <br><br>[mr. mackey] (eric cartman)<br>Come on children, clap along (shut up!)<br>Sing along children (suck my motherfuckin dick!)<br>Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (south park is gonna sue me!)<br>So don't do drugs (suck my motherfuckin penis!)<br>So there'll be more for me (hippie! god damnit!)<br>(mushrooms killed kenny! *fart* ewww, ahhh!)<br>(so, fucked up, right now..)
