EMINEM - Taking My Ball lyrics
rate me<br>
<i>[Eminem]</i><br />
Yo...Dre Man..Make my vocals sound sexy,<br />
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,<br />
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<i>[Chorus]</i><br />
It feels so wrong cause it feels so right,<br />
But its all right, its ok with me,<br />
I'll do my steps all by myself,<br />
I don't need nobody to play with me,<br />
But if you just give me a chance,<br />
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,<br />
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm<br />
Taking My Ball and going home, hooome,<br />
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<i>[Verse 1]</i><br />
I'm that guy man,<br />
Shove a diamond up my hind end,<br />
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals,<br />
Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,<br />
While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,<br />
Now lets cuddle,<br />
Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,<br />
What I do for my next trick,<br />
Im feeling won-der-ful,<br />
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,<br />
Shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,<br />
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin<br />
I slash her in the ass with a icicle<br />
And leave her laying a blood bath<br />
While I put a catheter in<br />
And jump in the bath with her,<br />
In my spiderman mask man<br />
Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,<br />
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon,<br />
Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some,<br />
Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,<br />
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,<br />
God damn man are you that much of an asshole,<br />
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<i>[Chorus]</i><br />
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<i>[Verse 2]</i><br />
I'm like houdini,<br />
Tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each<br />
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,<br />
Make the shit disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie,<br />
You don't know the meaning of a meanie,<br />
They call me the fruit loop from jupiter,<br />
I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,<br />
Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far up in your uvula<br />
You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,<br />
Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studio<br />
Now who do ya think is more fruitier,<br />
Weenier smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,<br />
You should've seen it mother,<br />
I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card,<br />
Then I'll go meet Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart<br />
Then mosy on over to Rosie-o-Donnell's<br />
With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..<br />
<br />
<i>[Chorus]</i><br />
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<i>[Verse 3]</i><br />
Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,<br />
Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM!<br />
Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room<br />
Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,<br />
Skewing a rat a cat screwing a baboon,<br />
You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom,<br />
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,<br />
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance ooh,<br />
But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair<br />
And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing<br />
Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for,<br />
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?<br />
Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed,<br />
Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet,<br />
No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,<br />
You like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name,<br />
<br />
<i>[Chorus]</i><br />
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Fine nobody wants to play with me <br />
Fuck you then bitch!<br />
You guys are always mean to me anyways <br />
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff<br />
You guys are gonna make me...make me sad I'm sad<br />
I'm gonna cry...I'm crying<br />
I'm going' tell my mom....mom...
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<i>[Thanks to Roger D. for these lyrics]</i><br>
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