EMINEM - Sway In The Morning Freestyle lyrics

rate me

Let's take them back to the future (bars)

Bars, like Paul Rosenberg

The small frozen turd (don't censor me man)

Alright look, I had class, I just got expelled

I excelled at nothin' in school

So if u're tryna test my patience it just failed

But King Mathers, I still get hailed

So call me sire, like I exhaled

After I had a deep ass breath held

I get swell, that'll make my size double XL

So kiss yo highness's hinded ass

While I'm tryna stretch, it's time to exercise

I'm flexin', ice-o-metrics

Twice the reps 'til I get extra-sized

And set my bi's and pecs and triceps on fire

Cuz I'm comin' out guns blazin'

Like flamin' pythons, my suggestion is parental discretion

Be advised, due to this mental aggression

We advise ya to back up, like Byron Leftwich

I'm infectious, I rhyme like I got a sinus infection

A virus, I'm congested and I just ingested

Five Allegras but the side effects from these anti-depressants, tryna mess wit my mind

I'm a regular Hyde and Jekyll

White wit freckles but I silence hecklers

Ya might wanna head for the fire exits

I'm comin' thru' like a wreckin' ball

Ya would swear I think highly of Miley

And I respect her, the way I backhand her

Excuse my French, Montana, but I am worried about nuttin'

God damn it, I'm a sexist, I drive a Lexus

Textses out of her mind, and I'm in Texas

Wit a chainsaw, wait, what did I forget this

Time, oh, my machetes gettin' upset, he said

He was ready for me to come get him from inside the shed

It was time, he's restless

He wants to make blood shed like a storage unit

But before I do it, let me think this thru'

Cuz if I behead this bitch then I'd be headless (**slurping noise**)

Mic check, one, two

I ain't barely check the mic just yet

And I just sweared like twice as many times

In less than ninety seconds

Than Andrew fuckin' Dice eva did in his fuckin' life

But I guess I'm expected to make these kinds of violent records

It's why I keep rhymin' reckless

Fuck it, I swear, like a diamond necklace

Since freestylin' ova phone tap, my line's connected

Wit rhymes that kept in touch wit the fans

That's why the mo' bars, the betta my reception

And I give a fuck about sales, and fuck pop, I don't even like refreshments

Cindy Crawford tryna fend me off with a bendy straw

At the waffle house, awful mouth

But if ya don't like what I'm talkin' about then block me out

Just then Foxy Brown, walks up and knocks me down

Kicks me and socks me, ow

Apparently still mad ova what i said last year

On that Vegas track, I just look stupid and stand there

And try to act like I can't hear

What? Sorry dear, but I think Pam Grier just stuck a tampon in my damn ear

That's when my man Denaun Porter ran behind me to pantomime

That if ya want to kick his ass, stand in line

Hands is down my pants as I fantasize takin' advantage

Of Brandy and Janet by grabbin' my Spanish Fly

Like a blind Hispanic guy with his zipper stuck

Give a fuck, it's all part of my grand design

To get Amanda Bynes to come and fuckin' blow me like a dandelion

Betta watch yo step, ya bout to cross an outlandish mine

I'm what ya get if Aaron Hernandez rhymed

So stand aside unless ya plan to find out how handy I am with a brandin' iron

Fuck talkin' clear so ya all can hear

I'd rather rap like a fuckin' auctioneer

Fuck around and walk from here to the Southpaw premier

Get on Paul's back, rappin' Paul Revere

So call me queer, cuz I'm always weird

So praise a Genius, hope this don't get taken out of text

But Hillary, I promise to wipe my server clean if ya face subpoenas

Got a name that speaks for itself like Anthony Weiner

Hands in between my pants in a theater, jackin' my meat

A fan of Trina, Angelina, and Christina and Serena and Selena

Scarlett Johansson, Tiffani Amber Thiessen

Give me a damn good reason and not wanna slip an Ambien in the Cappuccino

And try to have a 3-sum with Janet Reno

I'm fucked worse than Donald Trump

On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald's drunk

Broke and out of gas, busted water pump

Gettin' fondled up by Ronald, feelin' him on his rump

Oh yeah, and me and Alyssa Milano hump

We do

Bringin' the horror to emcees like the aura of the Run DMC fedora

Addidas and Diadoras but I need at least three to four of those Rita Oras

In a four seater Taurus but tell them my face is the best seat in the house

I’ll let them bleed in my mouth while I’m eatin' them out (that’s disgustin', ow Jesus)

Heat seekin' missile, duck, demented, sick, hate and see who gives a fuck

I invented prick, and that’s a true statement, I see the bitch in ya Caitlyn

I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s dick

No disrespect tho', not at all, no pun intended, that took a lot of balls (ay God damn)

Oh and Azealia Banks just wanna tell ya thanks

Now I got trailer skanks sendin' me ballpark franks in the mail as pranks

And hot pockets, thanks a lot

Awful, I made monopoly off misogyny

Sodomy, how many chocolatey jell-o pops can he possibly lace, walkin' atrocity

No wonder ya scoff at me, it’s still obvious I’m as off-puttin' as Bill Cosby is

Treat women like property, possessive like a noun wit an apostrophe

S’s, I’d probably stalk broccoli, yes it’s

Socrates wit a block of cheese and a dollar stuck in this soda pop machine

Got emcees droppin' their knees, coppin' a plea bargain

They keep sobbin', like 'please stop it'

Aftermath, bitch, still Detoxin'

Lookin' for us? We ova here

Like we’re eavesdroppin'

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