EMINEM - So Bad lyrics

rate me

Yeah..

Haha..you feel that baby?

Yeah, I feel it too.

Damn.

You know..I'm so glad we could spend this time together

See, not as crazy as you thought I was am i?

Heh..

I'm the American dream! I'm the definition of white trash balling,

I'm right back on 'em, with the

<i>[scratches]</i> I can't call it

Same shit, different toilet, oh you got a nice ass darlin'!

Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin

What you mean we aint fuckin', you take me for a friend?

Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin

You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again!

Now, it all started with my father

I must have got my pimping genes from him, the way he left my mama

I'm a rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Trauma (??)

Keep my entourage with me, baby I'll make a promise

There aint nobody as bomb as, me I'm as calm as

The breeze, I'm the bees knees, his legs and his arms I'm a

S-superstar, girl, I'm ready for you mama!

Why you think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas?

<i>[Chorus x2]</i>

So bad

So good that I'm so bad

Guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you aint never met nobody like me

And you aint gonna want no-fucking-body else at that..

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuevo, first I kiss your navel

Work my way down, baby you can lay down on the table

But you may wanna find something more stable

I told you I aint fooling from the gate, this aint the first day of april!

But thank you for staying April, I'ma make you learn

To appreciate me, differentiate me

From these phoney, little fishy and sissy fake G's

Skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissyface, please

Initiate phase three! Missy now service me

Take another shot of Jager, shake it so nervously

Take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby!

Ooh you're doing that even better than your mom lady!

I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did you?

Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding with you

Got a twisted sense of humour, it's warped, but I didn't hit you

I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm..

<i>[Chorus x2]</i>

<i>[Bridge]</i>

Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!

Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so!

I can hold you in the morning

But in the evening I gotta go..

'cause I'm on to the next girl,

And the next girl I kinda like, oh, oh, oh..!

I got you caught up in the rapture

Make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped you

You never wanted someone so bad you're sweating

But if I'm what you wanted, why'd you panic when I grabbed you?

Girl don't be so frantic I'm just a hopeless romantic

Don't try to fight the feeling of something that's organic

You can't ignore it, so don't just stand before it

Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin'

Damn shorty, I told you this was bound to happen

Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and

Throw your spine out of alignment

My love has got you so blinded you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineup

So stop with the snoring, pick your pint up

Let's get the pineapple schnapps going, no one'll knock cause I'ma hang a sign up

Saying "Don't Disturb", shorty I'm so superb

I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?

<i>[Chorus x2]</i>

<i>[Bridge]</i>

<i>[Chorus x2]</i>

<i>[Over the chorus]</i> Haha..

Dr. Dre

2010!

Light years ahead of you..haha..

Whoo!

<i>[Thanks to Asd for these lyrics]</i>