EMINEM - Same Song & Dance lyrics
rate meYo, same song and dance<br />
Damn girl, everywhere I go, same song and dance<br />
I like the way you move, all over the globe<br />
Same song and dance, somethin' about it, man<br />
Same song and dance, 'In The Pale Moonlight'<br />
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I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kind of tookin' back<br />
By the whole rapper thing, aren't ya?<br />
Probably thinkin' you'll get slapped so dang hard<br />
Ya won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?<br />
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Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster<br />
The police constantly buggin' ya non-stop<br />
I walk up on ya, well, "Hello Tonya<br />
I think ya' got your OnStar button inside your car stuck"<br />
<br />
You outta gas, do you got the flat?<br />
I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat<br />
I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back<br />
And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap<br />
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You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a rap<br />
In broad day with no mask for this attack<br />
I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract<br />
If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back<br />
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Yeah baby, do that dance<br />
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do<br />
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass<br />
The windshield's too strong for you<br />
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I said, yeah baby, sing that song<br />
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing<br />
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all<br />
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance<br />
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The first victim I had, she was a big one<br />
Big movie star, a party girl, big fun<br />
She was the girl the media always picked on<br />
In and out of rehab, every four to six months<br />
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She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts<br />
And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once<br />
What an event it was, I was sittin' in front<br />
I was hooked in it, the first glimpse of them buns<br />
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Seen her back stage, now here's where I come in, son<br />
Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns<br />
Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin, hun'<br />
How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in, cunt<br />
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It's startin' off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want<br />
Girl, I'm just kiddin', let me start over again, hun'<br />
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention<br />
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension<br />
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You little wench, murder wasn't my intention<br />
If I wanted to kill you it would've already been done<br />
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her<br />
With sixty six inches of extension cord<br />
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Yeah baby, do that dance<br />
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do<br />
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass<br />
The windshield's too strong for you<br />
<br />
I said, yeah baby, sing that song<br />
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing<br />
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all<br />
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance<br />
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My second victim was even bigger than the first<br />
Pop star, icon, the whole works<br />
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst upon the scene<br />
And seen that the world was hers<br />
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She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad, it hurts<br />
It irked me and made me mad at first<br />
I lashed out through my songs but what was really goin' on<br />
Was that I had developed a crush<br />
I just didn't know how to tell it to her<br />
<br />
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?<br />
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons<br />
Of footage of me impalin' myself on an elephant tusk?<br />
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk<br />
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Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must<br />
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just<br />
Climb the gate and ring the bell like, "Hello, my love<br />
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up"<br />
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Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?<br />
I'll share my Valium with you 'cause I'm feelin' you, Britney<br />
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one<br />
Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent<br />
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I've been feelin' you, ooh, ooh girl, you sexy little gal<br />
You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value<br />
Come on, toots, give me the Valium alleyoop<br />
I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke<br />
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And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup<br />
I'm 'bout to make a new outfit out of you<br />
New outfit? Shit, I'll make a suit out of you<br />
Shoot, now show me how you move, baby, do how ya do<br />
<br />
Yeah baby, do that dance<br />
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do<br />
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass<br />
The windshield's too strong for you<br />
<br />
I said, yeah baby, sing that song<br />
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing<br />
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all<br />
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance<br />
<br />
Same kickin' and screamin', same cryin' and sobbin'<br />
Same song and dance<br />
Same diggin' and pleadin', same yellin' and bleedin'<br />
Same song and dance<br />
Yeah, same song and dance<br />
I know, same song and dance<br /><br />
