EMINEM - My Name Is lyrics
rate meChorus: repeat 2x<br><br>Hi! my name is.. (what? ) my name is.. (who? )<br>My name is.. {scratches} slim shady<br>Hi! my name is.. (huh? ) my name is.. (what? )<br>My name is.. {scratches} slim shady<br><br>Ahem.. excuse me!<br>Can I have the attention of the class<br>For one second? <br><br>[eminem]<br>Hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)<br>Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)<br>Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)<br>Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (huh? )<br>My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight<br>But I can't figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate (ummmm..)<br>And dr. dre said, slim shady you a basehead!<br>Uh-uhhh! so why's your face red? man you wasted!<br>Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else<br>Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt<br>Got pissed off and ripped pamela lee's tits off<br>And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like kris kross<br>I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass<br>Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast<br>C'mere slut! (shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)<br>I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[eminem]<br>My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high<br>The only problem was my english teacher was a guy<br>I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler<br>And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (owwwwwwww!)<br>Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up<br>Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (wsssshhhhh...)<br>Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians<br>Rapin lesbians while they screamin: let's just be friends!<br>Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to<br>I just found out my mom does more dope than I do<br>I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper<br>Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (oh thank you!)<br>You know you blew up when the women rush your stands<br>And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)<br>This guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can I get your autograph? )<br>So I signed it: 'dear dave, thanks for the support, asshole!'<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[eminem]<br>Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)<br>Dr. dre, don't just stand there, operate!<br>I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die<br>I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive<br>Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide<br>I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)<br>All my life I was very deprived<br>I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide<br>Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)<br>I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (c'mere)<br>When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits<br>How you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain't got no tits! (wah!)<br>I lay awake and strap myself in the bed<br>Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang!)<br>I'm steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)<br>And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah? )<br>Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had<br><br>Chorus
