Call this mother fucker
( dial tone )
Ohh fuck yeah
Give em a piece of my mind....
A piece of my ass
( thanks for waiting
This is -----
May I help you? )
Ohh thank you
I need to make a collect call
( what number? )
Ohhh
The numbers _62-____
( at the toneplease say your name. )
( beep )
Kennith kaniff....from connecticut.
Automated piece of shit
Ringring
Yo
Hey there cockboy.
Who's this? 
This is ken kannif
Who? 
Ken kannif from connecticutya little bitch.
From connecticut? 
Yean you wanna get a...
I don't know nobody in connecticut.
You wanna get a hotel room with me? 
A hotel room? 
Yeahyou want me to lick your asseminem!? 
Ha.. yowhwho is this? cage? 
Heypa ha..
You want me ta fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? melt in
Your assya little cockboy.
He k k k kyo shut up you little bitch.
Oh you think I'm lyin huh? 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha