EMINEM - Intro lyrics

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May I have your attention please<br>May I have your attention please<br>Will the real slim shady please stand up? <br>I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? <br>We're gonna have a problem here...<br>{verse 1}<br>Y'all act like you never seen a white person before<br>Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door<br>Started whoopin her ass worst than before<br>They first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)<br>It's the return of the<br>Awww wait, no way, your kidding<br>He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? <br>And dr dre said...<br>Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)<br>Feminist women loved eminem<br>Chicka chicka chicka slim shady I'm sick of him<br>Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what<br>Flippin' the you-know-who (yea but he's so cute though)<br>Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose<br>But no worse than what's going on in your parents bedrooms<br>Sometimes I wanna get on tv and let loose,<br>But can't, but it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose<br>My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips<br>And if I'm lucky u might just give it a little kiss<br>And that's the messege we deliver to little kids<br>And expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* is<br>Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is<br>By the time they hit 4th grade,<br>They got the discovery channel don't they? <br>We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals<br>Who *rip* other people open like canolopes<br>But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes<br>Then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh)<br>But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite<br>Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus<br>And it gooooesss<br>(refrain)<br>I'm slim shady<br>Yes I'm the real shady<br>All you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>So won't the real slim shady...<br>Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>Cause I'm slim shady<br>Yes I'm the real shady<br>All you other slim shadys are just imitating<br>So won't the real slim shady...<br>Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up<br>{verse 2}<br>Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records<br>Well I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too<br>You think I give a damn about a grammy? <br>Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me<br>(but slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird? )<br>Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here? <br>So you can sit me here next to britney spears<br>S--- christina aguilera better switch me chairs<br>So I can sit next to carson daily and fred durst<br>And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to first<br>Little *bitch* put me on blast on mtv<br>(yea he's cute but I think he's married to kim, hehe)<br>I should download a audio on mp3<br>And show the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)<br>I'm sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me<br>So I been sent in here to destroy you<br>And there's a million of us just like me<br>Who cuss like me<br>Who just don't give a *f---* like me<br>Who dress like me<br>Walk, talk and act like me<br>It just might be the next best thing<br>But not quite me<br>(refrain)<br>{verse 3}<br>I'm like a headtrip to listen to<br>Cause I'm only giving you<br>Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room<br>The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll<br>And I don't got to be false or sugar coat it at all<br>I just get on the mic and spit it<br>Wheather you like to admit it<br>I'm better than 90% of you rappers out there<br>Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums like<br>Its funny cuz the rate I'm going when I'm 30<br>I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting<br>Pinching nurses asses when I'm *hard* jerkin I'm jerking<br>But this whole bag of viagra isn't working<br>And every single person is a slim shady lurkin<br>He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings<br>Were in the parking lot circling<br>Screaming I don't give a *f---*<br>With his windows down and system up<br>So will the real shady, please stand up<br>And put one of those fingers on each hand up<br>And to be proud to out of your mind and out of control<br>And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? <br><br>Ha ha<br>Guess there's a slim shady in all of us<br>Fuck it, let's all stand up