EMINEM - I'm Having A Relapse lyrics

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Damn it feels good to be back<br>

I'm having a relapse<br>


How the hell did he manage<br>

To get more felony charges?<br>

He's already got life in jail<br>

Man, what the hell is his problem?<br>


Well to be honest the smell of these chronic leaves make me hella demonic<br>

They compelled me<br>

To kill this elderly man<br>


And i get these panic attacks<br>

Pop a xanax, relax<br>

Try to stick my fucking dick<br>

Inside a mannequins ass<br>


Then i get manic depressed<br>

And the orthodontist get gas masked<br>

Kick ass<br>

The first thing i'll put on is the mask<br>


Speaking of masks, man<br>

It aint to late to have a change of pace<br>

And take it off and show my face<br>

So you can see the things you face<br>

And slice you up<br>

And cook you after your murder<br>

By strangulation<br>


Thats bacon souffle<br>

You making aint you<br>

Well thank you jason<br>


There goes one more coma<br>

Due to blunt force trauma<br>

Just give me one more soma<br>

And i'll be done for it mama<br>


Go in the damn broom closet<br>

Another valium lost it<br>

Shovin the vacuums nozzle<br>

Down the bathroom faucet<br>


It seems like every day i get a little flakier<br>

The medication is making my hands a little shakier<br>

Hand me that 18 month old baby<br>

To shake him up<br>

It'll only take me a second to choke his trachea<br>

Breaking his neck in 80 some places<br>


Baby here shady comes lady<br>

He's got the razor ba-blades and the cha-cha-chainsaw-saw baby<br>

You b-b-blundering bumbling m-m-mumbling dumm dumms<br>

Yeah, here i come come you hear the rumbling, vrum vrum<br>


Theres something inside of that blue tarp<br>

And that drum drum<br>

A head and torso of someone<br>

Where'd it come from?<br>


Who's it belong to<br>

Maybe that girl with the long blond hair<br>

Who disappeared and left her cheerleader pom poms<br>

Clearly theres some'n wrong<br>

'Cause she didn't come home<br>


Shes missing<br>

Where is she<br>

Something fishy is going on<br>

I guess he stuck the bitch with the pitchfork with the long prongs<br>


Now everybody get your dance on<br>

To my damn song<br>



<i>[Thanks to Paul for these lyrics]</i><br>


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