EMINEM - Fucking Crazy lyrics

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Hi! - Oringinal bad boy on the case cover your face

Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with Ma$e.

I laced your Weed with insect repellent, better check the smellin'

With a capital. Somebody grab me a snapple

I got an asthma capsule trapped in my adam's apple.

Somebody dropped me on my head and I'm sure

That my mother did it but the bitch won't admit it was her

I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months.

And said I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?

The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell

I'll probably have to settle next to the furnace in hell

I'm sick of the sperm cells with syphalis germs

And I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns

I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach

And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (yo!)

Hit you in the head with a brick 'till you plummet

If y'all don't like me you can suck my dick 'till you numb it!

And all that gibberish that you were spittin' you need to kill it

And your style is like dying in my sleep. I don't feel it!

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

Is fuckin' crazy! You hear me? Huh?

Is fuckin' crazy! (Hello. - Hi!)

Cause any man, who would jump in front of a minivan

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

Is fuckin' crazy! You hear me?

Ssssh! Fuckin' crazy!

My mic's grillin' you, staring you down with a grin to grin

I'm EMINEM - you're a fag at a women's gym!

I'm SliM! So Shady is really you're fake alias

To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens.

A braniac with a cranium packed full of more uranium,

Than a maniacs Saudi Arabian.

A highly cumbustible head

Spasmatic strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed

Laid up in the hospital in critical condition

I flat lined, jumped up and ran for the mortician

High speed, I.V., full of Thai weed, lookin' Chinese

With my knees stuck together like siamese.

Twins, joined at the groin' like lesbians

Pins and needles hyperdermic needles and pins

I hope God forgives me for my sins

It probably all depends on if I keep on killin' my girlfriends.

Last night I OD'd on rush, mushrooms and dust

And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed. (shucks!)

I'm an alcoholic, and that's all I can say

I call in to work cause all I do is frolick and play.

I swallow grenades, take a bottle of water a day

A Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be. (grr!)

Gimme eleven Excedrin and my head'll spin,

Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine.

Scratch my balls 'till I shred the skin

"Doctor check this rash, look how red it's been.

It's probably AIDS." Forget it then!

I strike a still pose and hit you with some I'll flows

That don't even make sense, like dikes using dildos

So reach in your billfold for ten duckets

And pick up your SLiM Shady shit is on Rawkus

Somethin', somethin', somethin', I get weeded.

My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it.

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

Is fuckin' crazy! You hear me? (Huh?)

Is fuckin' crazy! (Hello!)

Yo! Cause any man, who would jump in front of a minivan

For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

Is fuckin' crazy! You hear me?

Ssssh! Is Fuckin' crazy! (Listen! - Hi!)

Something's not right,

I'm sorry, I'm mentally retarded

SLiM Shady

I think that's my name

Rawkus Records, fuckin' crazy

You hear us? We're fuckin' crazy!

All of us

Hi! Bye!

Night something