Canibus

Canibus - 100 Bars lyrics

rate me

Yeah!!! that's the beat right there.

I'm about to black out with 100 bars on some professional shit.

So don't try this at homeyo.

Yoyoyo

My style of rhymin is ancient like aztecs and mayans

Because I recognize it's all about timin

Me and my freestyle alliance practicin african voodoo science

In front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skyward

Calculating may 52000 the nine planets'll be in alignment

The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit

Of a starship the size of the hale-bopp comet

With mercury ion rockets

And a big ass 'canibus comin soon' poster on the side of it

I'm known geographically and intergalactically

That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me

They even tried kidnappin me

And they would've snatched me

If their craft didn't get trapped in the earth's gravity

Engines stalled and failed. crashed into a farmer's field

And that's really what caused roswell

Undercover operatives workin for com 12

Disguised as a nigga signed with a record deal

Lyrically I'm off scale

So all hail or get tossed towards hellwhatever y'all feel

Briusin niggasconfusin niggas like chip fu from the fu-schnickens

Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles

Hear the wild wolf growl

Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds

Wack niggas wanna be down but it's not allowed

Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth

With the southpaw southern fist

I'll bust your shit. swell your lip and get the bubba shrimp

Back the tougher shit. what a wimp

You giant goliath. niggas get shot with a rubber sling

I'm an experiment gone bad.

My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I'm stark ravin mad

Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast

When I throw the formula stashed in my hand

Flammable liquids in the lab explode

And you get stabbed with all the flyin glass

Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts

Trained in chemical weapons class

Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last

I put him in a leather mask

Spray his ass with a can of pepper gas

Then watch him grab his neck and gag

Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh

'you wanna battle? ' is the type of question you should never ask

Niggapick a tougher task. see who the fuck'll last

Whoever lose'll get a solderin iron up the ass

You need to recognize

My hand is quicker than the eye

Quicker than the 5 speed jamiroquai drives

A lifespan longer than 9 lives. infinite rhymes that can't die

A nigga with a divine mind

I dedicate this to the wise. dedicate it to dames

Dividin myself into 100 ten times

You can't deny the offerin's an offer

Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light

Water fly like a saucer

With the torque of a porsche

Murder a million mcs then autograph all of their coffins

Been gettin it on since I been born and I'm a live long

And I'm a be gettin it on till I'm gone

Look at all the stages I been on. all the songs that I spit on

I took an oath to rip everything I get on

A nigga like me should have carpal tunnel syndromes

In the wristbones from grippin microphones this long

I'm just a small fish in a big pond

And gets pissed off whenever I gets picked on

Nigga try to flip and get flipped on

My army march a million strong

Like the nation of islam with suede timbs on

Extremely hostile

Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles

A lyrical lynch mob

Shittin on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on

Duckin down low like vietnam fightin the vietcong

Screamin 'incomin' when I see a bomb

Speak to your leader. surrender your arms

You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds

Plus 800000 to even consider a war

And 200000 more to even look hard

You better drop your flag and withdraw

My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors

And smash y'all. attach y'all to the back of my horse

And drag y'all across the motherfuckin asphalt

9 out of 10 niggas is frauds

You know who you are always talkin about your bitches and your cars

Your jewelry and your girls. it's like we from two different worlds

You motherfuckers really get on my nerves

Cause I'm beyond themon some futuristic cyborg shit

I close my eyes when I freestyle so I could read what picture crossed in

Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience

To barbecue your brain organs

You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven

I flame broil suckers and hit 'em with some more shit

The raw shit. call my reinforcementsthe four horsemen

Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit

I dare a motherfucker to cross it

I'll even call my man black rob at two in the mornin

Tell him it's important. tell him to call sting 3 way and sing a chorus

Break your camcorders so you motherfuckers can't record it

Call the newsI'll kill your reporters

Start a lawsuitI'll kill your lawyers

Fuck the soft shit and fuck what y'all think

My album's gold cause my album was the bombshit

Y'all niggas got your ass beat cause you asked for it

Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid

Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys

You fuck 'em in the assthen you give 'em cash for it

That's some sick shit homeboy

A hundred years agothey'd have took you to see sigmund freud

You fraudulent. feminine. fragile as a feather is

With an effortless blowI'll crack your whole skeleton

You think you're better than canibuswhere's the evidence?

You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship

You need to shut the fuck up cause your breath stink

Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints

Battlin me you never win

You thought you was the only nigga that could sneak a weapon in?

Nigga guess again

Cause after I'm finished wreckin this shit

I'm a drink a whole bottle of henney and go fuck a lesbian

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