Afroman - Colt 45 lyrics

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[Intro]

Wait a minute man

Check this out man

There was this blind man right

There was this blind man right he was filling his way down the street with this

Stick right he walked pass this fish market you know what? I'm saying (fish market?)

He stopped he took a deep breath and he said

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Good morning ladies

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

U like that shit man

I got a gang of that shit man

Someone get on the guitars, who’s on the drums?

Everybody just gang around the microphone and I’ll tell you all this mother fucking shit

But first I'm going start it off like this help me sing it home boy

Chorus

Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby that’s all we need, e can go to the park

After dark and smoke that tumble weed, as the marijuana burns we can take our turn

Singing them dirty rap songs, stop and hit the bong like chi, chang, chong and

Sell takes from here to Hong Kong.

So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feeling high as hell

Flying through Palm Dale skating on Datin rims

So roll, roll my 83 Cadillac coup Deville if take that my CDs just don't sell

I bet my Cabby will.

Verse [1]

Well it was just sun down in a small white town they call it Eastside Palm

Dale when the afro man walked through the white land houses went up for sale

Well I was standing on the corner selling rap CDs when I met a little girl

Named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy because I didn’t know her daddy was the

Leader of the Ku Klux Klan

We fucked on the bed; fucked on the floor; we fucked so long I grew a fucking afro

Then I fucked to the left; fucked to the right; she sucked my dick till the shit

Turned white

I thought to myself Sheba, Sheba got my ass looking like a zebra

So I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a

Chevrolet so I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waiting

With a 2 by 4

He beat me to the left; he beat me to the right; the mother fucker whooped my ass

All night

But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad that’s the best damn pussy I ever had!!

I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm gunna fuck that bitch just 1 more Time

Chorus

Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby that’s all we need we can go to the park

After dark and smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn

Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi, chang, chong and

Sell takes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, and roll my joint pick out those seeds and stems feeling high as hell

Rollin through palm dale skating on Datin rims

So roll, roll my 83 Cadillac coup Deville if it my tapes and my CDs just don't sell

I bet my cabby wheel

Verse [2]

I met this lady in Hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good I took

Her to my house cause she was fine but she whooped out a dick that was bigger

Than mine

I met this lady from Japan never made love to an African I fucked her once; I

Fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don’t be amazed at the stories I tell you

I met a woman in the heart of Australia had a big butt big titties too so I Hopped

In her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said

AAAAAYYYYYYYYY her lips were breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties

Busted open with Hawaiian punch

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky she said I’ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crises I gave her my secret

Blend of herbs and spices

Chorus

Colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby that’s all we need we can go to the park after dark and

Smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them

Dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi, chang, chong and sell takes from

Here to Hong-Kong

Verse [3]

I met dolly pardon in Tennessee her titties were filled with Hennessey that

Country

Music really drove me crazy but I rode that ass and said yes Miss Daisy

Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan can’t wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina fucked her till she was turned to

A white albino

Fuck this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia came in her mouth man I thought I told you

Met this beautiful sexy hoe she just ran across the border from Mexico

Fine young thing named Maria I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla

I want to get married but I can’t afford it I know I'm gone cry when she gets

Deported

Chorus

Singing colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby that’s all we need we can go to the park

After dark and smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burns we can take your turn

Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like chi, chang, chong and

Sell takes from here to hong-kong

Verse [4]

Have you ever been ova a girls house to fuck but the pussy just ain't no good

Say what?

And you’re getting upset because you can’t get her wet plus you’re in the wrong neighborhood

Ahahahahahahhahahahaa

So you try and play it off and eat the pussy but it taking so long to cum then

Her dude walk in that’s her big boyfriend and he asks you were you from so you wipe

Your mouth and try to explain you start talking real fast but he all ready mad

Because you fucking his woman so he starts beating on your ass

Now your nose all bloody your close all muddy your dick was hard but now it's soft {what?}

Thought you had a girl to rock your world but now you still got to go jack off

Singing colt 45 and to zig-zags baby that's all we need

Thanks to Hillary(: for correcting these lyrics