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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver<br>

and she shows it off to all her friends.<br>

One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,<br>

So she caged him up with cyclone fence.<br>

Along came Lou with the old baboon<br>

And said "Recognize that smell?"<br>

"Smells like seven layers,<br>

That beaver eats Taco Bell."<br>

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans<br>

And he travelled with the carnival shows.<br>

He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars<br>

And he candied up his nose.<br>

He got wind of the big brown beaver<br>

So he though he'd take himself a peek,<br>

But the beaver was quick<br>

And grabbed him by the kiwis.<br>

Now he ain't pissed for a week.<br>

(And a half!)<br>

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,<br>

And she stuck him up in the air.<br>

Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver<br>

And I wish I did have a pair."<br>

Now the beaver onces slept for seven days<br>

And it gave us all an awful fright.<br>

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch<br>

And the bastard tried to bite me.<br>

Wynona loved her big brown beaver<br>

And she stroked him all the time.<br>

She pricked her finger one day and it<br>

Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.<br>

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