Zack and Miri Make a Porno movie - Fett's Vette lyrics
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Cruisin' Mos Espa<br>
In my Delorean<br>
War's over<br>
I'm a peacetime mandalorian<br>
<br>
My story has stumped<br>
Star Wars historians<br>
Deep in debate,<br>
Buffet plate at Bennigan's<br>
<br>
Rhyme renegade<br>
Sure to penetrate<br>
First and second offense<br>
I won't hesitate<br>
<br>
Got a job to do<br>
And Darth's the guy that delegates<br>
Got something against Skywalker<br>
Someone he really hates<br>
<br>
I don't give a fuck<br>
I'm after Solo<br>
For all I care<br>
He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo<br>
<br>
Gotta make the money<br>
Credit's no good<br>
When the jawas runin' shop<br>
In your neighborhood<br>
<br>
Think you can cook<br>
I got a grappling hook<br>
Let's make this quick<br>
'Cause I'm really booked<br>
<br>
I'm a devious degenerate<br>
Defender of the devil<br>
Shut down all the trash compactors<br>
On the detention level<br>
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chorus<br>
My backpack's got jets<br>
Well I'm Boba the Fett<br>
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt<br>
To finance my 'Vette<br>
<br>
wicky wicky woo<br>
<br>
Well I chill in deep space<br>
A mask is over my face<br>
Well I deliver the prize<br>
But I still narrow my eyes<br>
'Cause my time<br>
I don't like to waste.<br>
<br>
Get down<br>
<br>
I'm a question<br>
Wrapped inside an enigma<br>
Get inside the slave one<br>
Find your homing signal<br>
<br>
From Endor to Hoth<br>
Ripley to Spock<br>
I'll find what you want<br>
But there's gonna be a cost<br>
<br>
See, my name is Boba Fett<br>
I know my shit is tight<br>
Start not actin'right<br>
You're frozen in carbonite<br>
<br>
Got telescopic sight<br>
Flame throwers on my wrist<br>
You still don't get the gist<br>
Spiked boots are made to kick<br>
<br>
Targets are made to hit<br>
You think I give a shit<br>
Yo mama is a bitch<br>
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit<br>
<br>
You just flipped my switch<br>
Integrity been dissed<br>
You scratchin' on my itch<br>
You know I shoot to get<br>
<br>
Got bambinas at cantinas<br>
Waitin' to lick my lusty lips<br>
So I'll let you get back inside<br>
Your little space ship<br>
<br>
Give you a head start<br>
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind<br>
Consider the starting line<br>
The sneaky smile I hide inside<br>
<br>
Hope you have hyper drive (drive)<br>
pray to stay alive ('live)<br>
Don't try to slip me a five<br>
'Cause I never take a bribe<br>
<br>
To the beat of a different drummer<br>
Bad ass bounty hunter<br>
Let no man put asunder<br>
Or else they be put under<br>
<br>
As in six feet<br>
Got an imperial fleet<br>
Backin' me up, gonna blow up<br>
Any attempt to defeat<br>
<br>
They gotta death star<br>
Got four payments on my car<br>
Hand it over to hammer head<br>
At Mos Eisley bar<br>
<br>
He used to carjack<br>
Now he's a barback<br>
Just goes to show how you can<br>
Get back on the right track<br>
<br>
As for me that's not an option<br>
Can't say that with more clarity<br>
Me going legit would be like<br>
Jar Jar on speech therapy<br>
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Chorus<br>
My backpack's got jets<br>
Well I'm Boba the Fett<br>
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt<br>
To finance my 'Vette<br>
<br>
wicky wicky woo<br>
<br>
Well I chill in deep space<br>
A mask is over my face<br>
Well I deliver the prize<br>
But I still narrow my eyes<br>
'Cause my time<br>
I don't like to waste.<br>
<br>
Get down<br>
<br>
Slice you open like a Taun Taun<br>
Faster than the Autobahn<br>
Or a motorbike in Tron<br>
Do the deed and then I'm gone<br>
<br>
Jaba has a hissyfit<br>
Contact Calrissian<br>
Over a colt, the plan unfolds<br>
No politic is legit<br>
<br>
Back in the day<br>
When I was a slave<br>
Living life in the fast lane<br>
Like in a pod race<br>
<br>
My mean streak tweaked<br>
I became a basket case<br>
So this space ace<br>
Split that place, poste haste<br>
<br>
Took up a noble cause<br>
Called the Clone Wars<br>
'Cause life's not all about<br>
Girls and cars<br>
<br>
Getting fucked up<br>
In fucked up bars<br>
See, I'm not a retard<br>
Or gay like de Barge<br>
<br>
I'm large and in charge<br>
With a face so scarred<br>
A cold black heart<br>
That's been torn apart<br>
<br>
The Sith wish that they<br>
Had a dick so hard<br>
'Cause it's long long ago<br>
In a pussy far far<br>
<br>
Call me master, 'cause I'm faster<br>
Than Pryor on fire<br>
I no longer have to hot wire<br>
<br>
I'm a hunter for hire<br>
With no plans to retire<br>
And all the sucka MCs<br>
Can call me sire<br>
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Chorus<br>
My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)<br>
<br>
Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)<br>
<br>
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt)<br>
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...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)<br>
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