Zack and Miri Make a Porno movie

Zack and Miri Make a Porno movie - Fett's Vette lyrics

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Cruisin' Mos Espa<br>

In my Delorean<br>

War's over<br>

I'm a peacetime mandalorian<br>

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My story has stumped<br>

Star Wars historians<br>

Deep in debate,<br>

Buffet plate at Bennigan's<br>

<br>

Rhyme renegade<br>

Sure to penetrate<br>

First and second offense<br>

I won't hesitate<br>

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Got a job to do<br>

And Darth's the guy that delegates<br>

Got something against Skywalker<br>

Someone he really hates<br>

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I don't give a fuck<br>

I'm after Solo<br>

For all I care<br>

He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo<br>

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Gotta make the money<br>

Credit's no good<br>

When the jawas runin' shop<br>

In your neighborhood<br>

<br>

Think you can cook<br>

I got a grappling hook<br>

Let's make this quick<br>

'Cause I'm really booked<br>

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I'm a devious degenerate<br>

Defender of the devil<br>

Shut down all the trash compactors<br>

On the detention level<br>

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chorus<br>

My backpack's got jets<br>

Well I'm Boba the Fett<br>

Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt<br>

To finance my 'Vette<br>

<br>

wicky wicky woo<br>

<br>

Well I chill in deep space<br>

A mask is over my face<br>

Well I deliver the prize<br>

But I still narrow my eyes<br>

'Cause my time<br>

I don't like to waste.<br>

<br>

Get down<br>

<br>

I'm a question<br>

Wrapped inside an enigma<br>

Get inside the slave one<br>

Find your homing signal<br>

<br>

From Endor to Hoth<br>

Ripley to Spock<br>

I'll find what you want<br>

But there's gonna be a cost<br>

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See, my name is Boba Fett<br>

I know my shit is tight<br>

Start not actin'right<br>

You're frozen in carbonite<br>

<br>

Got telescopic sight<br>

Flame throwers on my wrist<br>

You still don't get the gist<br>

Spiked boots are made to kick<br>

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Targets are made to hit<br>

You think I give a shit<br>

Yo mama is a bitch<br>

I see you in the Sarlaac Pit<br>

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You just flipped my switch<br>

Integrity been dissed<br>

You scratchin' on my itch<br>

You know I shoot to get<br>

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Got bambinas at cantinas<br>

Waitin' to lick my lusty lips<br>

So I'll let you get back inside<br>

Your little space ship<br>

<br>

Give you a head start<br>

'Cause I'm the sportin' kind<br>

Consider the starting line<br>

The sneaky smile I hide inside<br>

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Hope you have hyper drive (drive)<br>

pray to stay alive ('live)<br>

Don't try to slip me a five<br>

'Cause I never take a bribe<br>

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To the beat of a different drummer<br>

Bad ass bounty hunter<br>

Let no man put asunder<br>

Or else they be put under<br>

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As in six feet<br>

Got an imperial fleet<br>

Backin' me up, gonna blow up<br>

Any attempt to defeat<br>

<br>

They gotta death star<br>

Got four payments on my car<br>

Hand it over to hammer head<br>

At Mos Eisley bar<br>

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He used to carjack<br>

Now he's a barback<br>

Just goes to show how you can<br>

Get back on the right track<br>

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As for me that's not an option<br>

Can't say that with more clarity<br>

Me going legit would be like<br>

Jar Jar on speech therapy<br>

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Chorus<br>

My backpack's got jets<br>

Well I'm Boba the Fett<br>

Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt<br>

To finance my 'Vette<br>

<br>

wicky wicky woo<br>

<br>

Well I chill in deep space<br>

A mask is over my face<br>

Well I deliver the prize<br>

But I still narrow my eyes<br>

'Cause my time<br>

I don't like to waste.<br>

<br>

Get down<br>

<br>

Slice you open like a Taun Taun<br>

Faster than the Autobahn<br>

Or a motorbike in Tron<br>

Do the deed and then I'm gone<br>

<br>

Jaba has a hissyfit<br>

Contact Calrissian<br>

Over a colt, the plan unfolds<br>

No politic is legit<br>

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Back in the day<br>

When I was a slave<br>

Living life in the fast lane<br>

Like in a pod race<br>

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My mean streak tweaked<br>

I became a basket case<br>

So this space ace<br>

Split that place, poste haste<br>

<br>

Took up a noble cause<br>

Called the Clone Wars<br>

'Cause life's not all about<br>

Girls and cars<br>

<br>

Getting fucked up<br>

In fucked up bars<br>

See, I'm not a retard<br>

Or gay like de Barge<br>

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I'm large and in charge<br>

With a face so scarred<br>

A cold black heart<br>

That's been torn apart<br>

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The Sith wish that they<br>

Had a dick so hard<br>

'Cause it's long long ago<br>

In a pussy far far<br>

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Call me master, 'cause I'm faster<br>

Than Pryor on fire<br>

I no longer have to hot wire<br>

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I'm a hunter for hire<br>

With no plans to retire<br>

And all the sucka MCs<br>

Can call me sire<br>

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Chorus<br>

My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)<br>

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Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)<br>

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Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt)<br>

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...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)<br>

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