Your Favorite Martian - Whip Your Kids lyrics

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I don't know if you're aware, but your kids suck ass

If you need someone to whip 'em then, ha... just ask 'cause

They ain't as perfect as you say they is

They ain't perfect at all

You're raising bebe's kids

I'm sorry. I don't know you

I don't mean to get pissy

But you need to discipline your bratty kids, you hippy.

Like c'mere you little jerk

Taste the back of my palm!

But you ain't my daddy!

Nah! but I'm doing your mom!

Now I know you think they're angels

But they're driving me insane

I'll punch a baby in the face

Just for cryin' on a plane

Cause I don't mess around

You need to control 'em or I'll lose it

But I made you a drawing.

Shut the fuck up, kid. that's stupid

Now I'm a get my truck

I'm a load all my boys in back

I'm a find out where you live and break all your toys in half

And I know it ain't your birthday

But when nobody's lookin'

I'm a give you a little present

What? an ass-whoopin'!

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. I wanna whip your kids.

Please let me whip your kids

Please I wanna whip your kids

Please let me whip your kids

Please I wanna whip your kids

I never ever thought I'd say a kid deserved to get hit but it's obvious time-out ain't working for sh^t!

Yeah, I've seen your parenting style. it ain't all that

You gotta hit the little brat with a whiffle ball bat

'Cause this is obviously more than just a youthful rebellion

You gotta belt the little hellions with a belt when they're yellin'

'Cause you don't want me to do it

'Cause I'll paint their little brains all over the wall

When I spank 'em with a chainsaw

And why are they acting wild and loose?

If they deserve the ass-whoopin', it ain't child abuse.

When I'm tryin' to buy groceries, and they're muckin' up my style.

They're like drunkin' little midgets runnin' up and down the aisle.

Touching everything in sight, and geez for christ's sake

I think one of 'em just stuck his little p-nis in my cake

And now I'm a have to put it back and get a new one and it bugs me.

But mommy says I'm beautiful.

Shut the fuck up kid, you're ugly!

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. I wanna whip your kids.

Please let me whip your kids

Please I wanna whip your kids

Please let me whip your kids

Please I wanna whip your kids

Please let me whip your children.

Please let me whip your kids.

I can't stand kids misbehaving, running around and disobeying.

All they need is a kick in the pants.

A punt in the butt.

A lesson that will finally shut 'em up!

Please let me whip your children.

Please let me whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

I'm gonna whip. I gotta whip!

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

I gotta whip!

Please may I whip your kids. whip your kids.

Or get em out of the way.

Oh, come on people, it's a joke.

We would never hit anyone's kid, come on!

I love kids!

Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats!

Hey, what, what the, what?