[Spoken:]
You know, I always thought
Stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it
And it goes a little something like this:

[Sung:]
I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance
D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together
And live in this world like a
Unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance 
D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes
(Check it out now)

I love those fat Americans
You know they so obnoxious
They always eating burgers
They always holding shotguns
And I love Mexicans
The way they mow my lawn
They all got 100 kids
'Cause they don't know how to put a condom on
(Uh huh!)

'Cause that's the way they roll
You gotta go big
Like an Israeli nose.
You ever buy a pint
For an Irish guy
And they're outta control
Like a Chinese driver

I love the Middle East
But how do they handle
Rockin' burkas
While they ridin' camels?
I love Jamaicans
Yeah, they cool
But they always high
So don't let 'em fool ya
(Ya man!)

And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their ass
About once a weekend
(Ha)
I'm just joking
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow
And you're probably from Poland

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance
D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together
And live in this world like a
Unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance 
D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes
(Check it out now)

Aw yeah!
Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians
And the crooked ass teeth
Of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who
Think they're smooth
(Mama Mia!)
And how could anyone
Hate the French?
Yeah, I know their hairy women
Don't shave their pits
Brazilian girls is what you want
(Walking 'round town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk)

I love Africans
But hold up a second
National Geographic says
They all butt-naked
Breasts hanging low
What have they done with their clothes?
Disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose
(Uh oh!)

You're all on my checklist
Even Russian guys
Who drink vodka for breakfast
They're stereotypes
And if you believe them
Then your brain is small
Like a Korean's penis

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance
D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together
And live in this world like a
Unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance 
D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes
(All together now)

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
Yeah, they hump sheep
They hump sheep
They hump sheep

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance dance dance
D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together
And live in this world like a
Unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance dance dance 
Dance dance to these stereotypes
Yeah

[Spoken:]
Ha ha, I'm just playin', you know I love you guys
But seriously, don't hump any sheep

                          Thanks to Sweet Heartless Riku for correcting these lyrics