Your Favorite Martian

Your Favorite Martian - The Stereotypes Song lyrics

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[Spoken:]

You know, I always thought

Stereotypes were kinda ridiculous

So I wrote a song about it

And it goes a little something like this:

[Sung:]

I think I love you more than the

Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance dance

D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes

Let's come together

And live in this world like a

Unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance dance dance

D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes

(Check it out now)

I love those fat Americans

You know they so obnoxious

They always eating burgers

They always holding shotguns

And I love Mexicans

The way they mow my lawn

They all got 100 kids

'Cause they don't know how to put a condom on

(Uh huh!)

'Cause that's the way they roll

You gotta go big

Like an Israeli nose.

You ever buy a pint

For an Irish guy

And they're outta control

Like a Chinese driver

I love the Middle East

But how do they handle

Rockin' burkas

While they ridin' camels?

I love Jamaicans

Yeah, they cool

But they always high

So don't let 'em fool ya

(Ya man!)

And I love them Puerto Ricans

Even though they wash their ass

About once a weekend

(Ha)

I'm just joking

If you didn't know then

You're a little slow

And you're probably from Poland

I think I love you more than the

Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance dance

D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes

Let's come together

And live in this world like a

Unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance dance dance

D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes

(Check it out now)

Aw yeah!

Let me hear you yell

If you love the outback redneck Australians

And the crooked ass teeth

Of an English dude

Or those creepy Italians who

Think they're smooth

(Mama Mia!)

And how could anyone

Hate the French?

Yeah, I know their hairy women

Don't shave their pits

Brazilian girls is what you want

(Walking 'round town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk)

I love Africans

But hold up a second

National Geographic says

They all butt-naked

Breasts hanging low

What have they done with their clothes?

Disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose

(Uh oh!)

You're all on my checklist

Even Russian guys

Who drink vodka for breakfast

They're stereotypes

And if you believe them

Then your brain is small

Like a Korean's penis

I think I love you more than the

Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance dance

D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes

Let's come together

And live in this world like a

Unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance dance dance

D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes

(All together now)

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep

Yeah, they hump sheep

They hump sheep

They hump sheep

I think I love you more than the

Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance dance

D-da-dan-dance to these stereotypes

Let's come together

And live in this world like a

Unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance dance dance

Dance dance to these stereotypes

Yeah

[Spoken:]

Ha ha, I'm just playin', you know I love you guys

But seriously, don't hump any sheep

Thanks to Sweet Heartless Riku for correcting these lyrics

Get this song at:  amazon.com  sheetmusicplus.com

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Anonymous
Thursday 28th of February 2013 17:32
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